"We got ourselves a convoy...."

This weekend saw a relocation of Bristol transition terrorists to Rampcity skootlepark, Blackpool for the day. Not to paddle in brown water or drink in neon hellholes, but to sample the deeee-lights of the re-homed Simparch bowl and fullpipe. There is a huge skatepark there but I don't think I left the bowl room execept to grab a bacon barm.

Sick session, big gay forum bumoff ensued too - Frocker, Joxa, Rogie and even Zoro turned up. Radness. Same again after Xmas anyone?

Sam deep t'shallow slashIup.

Joxa grabbygrabby.

Jesus does rad smiths.

Melons, we gots yer melons. Bear Melons.

FROCKU YANKS INTO THE DARKNESS.

Rad rad day as I've said, nice one to all who came along and made it a riot. Captain Pigdog will have an edit up at some point I guess but for now check out Tims flickr collection of professional job pics.

Eeeek - an update!! Me n Dave bunked off (Well less of a bunk off for me due to no work) and went to Newport bowls. It was rad and Rick made a special guest appearence. Faackin tearin splews.

You won't believe how long it took him to do this slasher. It was somewhere between "fuckin ages" and "infinity".





Must have been a good day, even I got a trick. Over "t'tail".







This was proper Daddy Gnarbuckles. Front rock where front rocks shouldn't be done. Jazzcat wins again.

The Dame provides

Deaner day was with us again this year, and as usual it went off. Sun, beer, BBQ and the po-po all combined with awesome effect. I decided to get arty in the "blog war" with Jim and these here snaps are the outcome.


Yes Porno was there. Yes he was this excited all day // THE GAFFER IS NOT A CRIME

The Captain maintained this pose for about half an hour, then rolled off and did a flip! // Sams rad board thing. Hooray for drummers.

Joe had to look after this care in the community dude all day so he could be allowed to go off to Oz. Have fun cuddles!// FUCKIN METAL. (Who was this lot?? They did infact rule).

Ben came down from Skeg to visit the MOTHERLAND, then cranked this fuckin sick 5-0 on his first trip down the Dean. // One of the yankees did a BS Flip while I took a shite picture of it.

DOUBLE ACTION - AJ flaps one over while Jerome spins to win. // Dave did his frontside thing. NO FENCE GRABBING MIND.


Everyone was stoked on Franks BS boneless, none more than Frank himself who celebrated with some meat in a bap the same size as his head.

Surreal moment of the day - Jereme Rogers fully wiggered out skating the Deaner. Anorexic Christian Hip-Hop aside this Nollie heel bigspin was fuckin sick. No Sheckler mind.....

All the way to Cornwall...

.....and not one pasty consumed :(

I did manage to drink a lot of beer tho. And go skate with Whip who is proper settled back into rural life. And stoked to have me drunk in his car.



Speaking of Susan, as she shalt now be known, she did us proud as we covered most of Cornwall in search of a wave but no luck. Still we had some rad coffee and cakes at Praa sands. Well Whip seamed to have jam and cream with a hint of scone.



Then we did some skating at Penzance and I made Whip do a crail just for old times sake. Aaah memories.



Then it was off to Tuckingmill where a rad little session ensued. There were a bunch of other fellas there killing the big bowl. Check the pics. I managed a carve grind in the deep end was so stoked I forgot I was riding a skateboard and promptly slammed. Nice one.



Oh and all I managed was a crappy tailblock pic. Next time I'm grabbing crail...

Check out Whips new surfingboard too, I think someone was sick on it before glassing..